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here are some lines that i have borrowed from a man i admire a lot mr kirubashankar( projects senior manager satyam infoway-remember he was the chief guest for vel-syscom 02).Here are two of my favorite anti-smoking punchlines ....
1) If you think you are a smoker, you are wrong. It's the cigarette that smokes you. You are just the sucker at the other end.
2) Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.
Can you think of better ones ??


an interesting article on pramod mahajan is put byme on our vel -quizchamps website ,check it out