5/11/2006

Got this email forward recently.


I dont know , who wrote this, but I just cant help laughing at the satire meant here

I think we should have job reservations in all the fields. I completely support the PM and all the politicians for promoting this. Let's start the reservation with our cricket team. We should have 10 percent reservation for Muslims. 30 percent for OBC , SC /ST like that. Cricket rules should be modified accordingly. The boundary circle should be reduced for an SC/ST player. The four hit by an OBC player should be considered as a six and a six hit by a OBC player should becounted as 8 runs. An OBC player scoring 60 runs should be declared as a century. We should influence ICC and make rules so that the pace bowlers like Shoaib akhtar should not bowl fast balls to our OBC player. Bowlers should bowl maximum speed of 80 kilometer per hour to an OBC player. Any delivery above this speed should be made illegal. Also we should have reservation in Olympics. In the 100 meters race, an OBC player should be given a gold medal if he runs 80 meters.

There can be reservation in Government jobs also. Let's recruit SC/ST and OBC pilots for aircrafts which are carrying the ministers and politicians (that can really help the country.. )Ensure that only SC/ST and OBC doctors do the operations for the ministers and other politicians. (Another way of saving thecountry..) Let's be creative and think of ways and means to guide INDIA forward... Let's show the world that INDIA is a GREAT country. Let's be proud of being an INDIAN..May the good breed of politicans like ARJUN SINGH long live...

12 comments:

gayathri said...

a hilarious stuff..
aanal naatla makalai thirutha nudiyadhu :((

gayathri said...

a hilarious stuff..
aanal naatla makalai thirutha mudiyadhu.. :((

Ponnarasi Kothandaraman said...

Hi,
Tht was damn hilarious.. And wer is the novel??? Work in progress??? :) Waiting!

Bhamini said...

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ThankQ!

vanya said...

This is no laughing matter. It may be for someone like the gentelman who wrote this. But not so for the thousands who suffer for lack of oppurtunity. what does this guy want to prove, that the people seeking reservations are stupid or those fighting against it are geniuses. For all u blind out there , do you know that only 5% of SC/ST's actually finish schooling, and the percentage is as big as 92% for the forward community. A community that hardly forms about 10% of our total population. You give stupid arguments in favour of your views or simply mince words when questioned , or like the wonderfull fellow write crap with such words and sarcasm. What do people want? all for yourself. If you cant tolerate such reservations for just sixty years , how do you expect them to bear the suffering and atrocities they faced for centuries together. It has not ended even after all these years if you are still reading. You cant just fathom the deapness of the problem . We live with it and face it in everyday in some form or the other.

vanya said...

This is no laughing matter. Is providing oppurtunity a great crime? What does the gentleman who wrote this tries to prove, that all the people seeking reservations are stupid and the people who oppose it are geniuses. what a thoughtless writing. Are u people blind. Do u know that just 3.8% of sc/st students complete schooling . and this rate is nearly 92% for the the forward community. If people like this gentleman are unable to tolerate reservations for just a mere 60 years ,how do you expect the others to live in such a state for centuries together . The arguments made by people against reservations are shallow , they consists of aimless gibberish , hate talk or excellent sarcasm as the one by the author.The struggle and atrocities towards our people are still existing and it will never be explained or fully exposed for the media doesnt consider news beyond cities.People are ready to sympathise for the sufferings of a few young to be doctors , but turn a blind eye to the millions who suffer humiliation and slow death in unknown places, just because they are not educated or they are masses. (Masses , a word treated and used akin to dogpacks and goatherds) . These people are not aware of the reservations itself.You just suffer from a material reservation , if this is too much for you , think of the people who have, and are still facing the inexplainable social reservation. I callenge that you people will never talk to a person in the same way after you know his caste. People are prejudiced ,and education and employment are only a few ways of providing a respectable social status that are hoped to reduce these prejudices.Think before you write, or promote , or support such comments.

vanya said...

This is no laughing matter. Is providing oppurtunity a great crime? What does the gentleman who wrote this tries to prove, that all the people seeking reservations are stupid and the people who oppose it are geniuses. what a thoughtless writing. Are u people blind. Do u know that just 3.8% of sc/st students complete schooling . and this rate is nearly 92% for the the forward community. If people like this gentleman are unable to tolerate reservations for just a mere 60 years ,how do you expect the others to live in such a state for centuries together . The arguments made by people against reservations are shallow , they consists of aimless gibberish , hate talk or excellent sarcasm as the one by the author.The struggle and atrocities towards our people are still existing and it will never be explained or fully exposed for the media doesnt consider news beyond cities.People are ready to sympathise for the sufferings of a few young to be doctors , but turn a blind eye to the millions who suffer humiliation and slow death in unknown places, just because they are not educated or they are masses. (Masses , a word treated and used akin to dogpacks and goatherds) . These people are not aware of the reservations itself.You just suffer from a material reservation , if this is too much for you , think of the people who have, and are still facing the inexplainable social reservation. I callenge that you people will never talk to a person in the same way after you know his caste. People are prejudiced ,and education and employment are only a few ways of providing a respectable social status that are hoped to reduce these prejudices.Think before you write, or promote , or support such comments.

Anonymous said...

That's a very creative and hillarious write-up pal!

j_enigma said...

That post was by Jyothi Swaroop dude - checked anonymous by mistake!

Rony said...

I got this email. It is really funny. But jokes aside, if you really think this is an issue to discuss about then you can check out www.merinews.com. The website has some great articles on the reservation issue. Even you can submit your comments and articles on the website.

Anay said...

Well thats a good humar but are we addressing real problem when we protest?

Below are my thoughts

Appraisal of Reservations Policy

Protests against OBC quota in professional courses/ institutions are getting stronger and spreading in lengths and breadths of country. If we accept that – it is Vote Bank politics then we have to admit that – we are fighting a lost battle as far as outcome is concerned.

Also there shouldn’t be any doubt about our commitment for uplifting standard of living of economically and socially backward communities. But there is a feeling in my mind that protesters are losing their direction. As the current democratic system has failed to deliver and improve standard of living of masses, we have to offer sincere answers and raise serious questions when we oppose further reservations or reservations at all in education system.

I would like to raise a few questions which I think were missed by the protesters-

Performance Appraisal of Reservation Policy of Government of India- which I believe will tare the masks of so called Messiahs of Oppressed.

Like what is the expenditure on education and creating equal opportunities as per five year plans?

How much of it was actually provided and spent?

How much of it actually reached to projects for which it was allocated?

We should compare the amount provided for and work done – like number of schools started, facilities provided in school, efforts to bring kids to school etc.

How many students have benefited from the policy of reservations up till now?

Are there any particular castes – groups among backward castes that have benefited and castes which have marginally benefited?

Are there any particular regions that have done well through it?

Is there intra group discrimination – like backward and most backward among OBC, SC and ST?

How many people have actually benefited from reservations and whether their wards also continue to take support of these reserved seats?

There is Creamy Layer – for OBC and I guess it is like annual income of family less than INR 250000.

So questions are – How many upper caste families are below 250000 p.a. limit?

Is that Creamy Layer taken seriously- It is alleged that many beneficiaries of OBC quotas are from creamy layer but they simply don't disclose their correct family income and that goes unchecked.

Most important question is – If less than 10 % of Indian population is University Educated- it shows number of total seats available in our Universities. So even if 100 % of seats in professional institutions are reserved, how many years it will take to educate the students from backward castes?

Does government posses any road map about increase in number of seats in our Public Universities only which can be afforded by backward caste people?

Can we demand that Government should publish a White Paper on this issue which will help policy makers to decide course ahead.

Please help me to reach out with these points to protesting students. If you have email addresses of their organizations, do mail me at anayj@rediffmail.com

தமிழ் சமத்துவம் said...

TAMIL NADU IS RULED BY FASCISTS WHO CLAIM TO WORK FOR TAMIL CAUSE.

RAMADOSS WILL TRAVEL TO DELHI AND BOMBAY TO GET SUPPORT FOR RESERVATION. BUT WILL NOT PROVIDE FACILITIES TO TEACH TAMIL IN THOSE PLACES. RAMADOSS’S SON IS RESPONSIBLE FOR COMPULSORY HINDI LABELLING FOR MEDICINES SOLD INCLUDING IN TAMIL NADU….HEEE HEEE HEEE TAMIL PROTECTION MOVEMENT FIGHTING FOR ONLY HINDI CAUSE…

KARUNANIDHI HAS WRITTEN TO PM TO DEMANGING RESERVATION. THE TAMIL “KALAIGNAR” HAS PREFERENCE FOR HINDI SPEAKING MUSLIMS OVER TAMIL SPEAKING “FORWARD” CASTE PEOPLE WHEN IT COMES FOR RESERVING SEATS.

KARUNANIDHI’S TV AND SON SPORT ONLY ENGLISH NAMES…

‘TAMIL’ POLITICIANS WHO BEG FOR RESERVATION INSTEAD OF MERIT WILL PROBABLY NOT GO TO A DOCTOR WHO HAS COME WITH QUOTA…

‘TAMIL’ POLITICIANS ARE ALL FOR DIVIDING TAMIL SOCIETY INTO CASTES LEGALLY INSTEAD OF FAVOURING A UNITED SOCIETY.

KALAIGNER WHO HAS WRITTEN ASKING FOR RESERVATION NEVER WROTE ASKING TAMIL ANOUNCEMENTS ON TN FLIGHTS AS HE PROMISED IN DMK MANIFESTO….

DMK ADMK PMK ETC ARE PARTIES ARE FAKE TAMIL PARTIES…

ADD YOUR PROTESTS IN THE FIRST TAMIL ANTIRESERVATION BLOG
http://i.am/thamizhan

OF COURSE THE TN RESERVATION ACT IS LEGAL BECAUSE OF “BACKWARD” JUDGES,”BACKWARD” JUDICIARY AND COURTS.

PMK - ????????? ??????????? ?????
DMK - ???????? ???????????? ?????

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